You know you are a [South African] immigrant when:
You get asked for the 12 thousandth time where you are from.
You get asked why your skin is white.
You get asked if you are German, Scandinavian, Irish, British, Australian,
You would sell your passport for a bottle of Mrs Ball's
...and a carton of Woolies custard, a jar of Milo and a Top Deck.
You get withdrawals from not watching cricket or rugby
You braai 12 months of the year
The first thing you do when you get into your car is lock all the doors
...and hide any valuables under the seat, in the trunk or glove compartment
You know what a boot is (and it's not something you wear on your foot)